The 1st trailer for HBO’s ‘Lanterns’ drops with no green, no aliens, and a boatload of f-bombs 'Don't get too hung up on the jewelry, junior, you're just a f***ing substitute teacher.' Astrobitica March 9, 2026 (Last updated: March 9, 2026) 1 minute read ‘Don’t get too hung up on the jewelry, junior, you’re just a f***ing substitute teacher.’ About the Author Astrobitica Administrator Visit Website View All Posts Post navigation Previous: How Jagged Moon Dust Could Support Future AstronautsNext: Nearby red dwarf star hosts at least four planets—with one in the habitable zone